Random: The bash.org thread!

[mrwiseman]

<dorian> 8======D
<stout> that smiley has a really long nose

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<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
<simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
<simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap
<simon-say> The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...
<simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.

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<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"

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<Matto20V> get lost
<uneekwahn> I can't
<uneekwahn> I have a map
* Matto20V points at his asshole
* uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"

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<jebus2000> do muslums say OMFA?

[Xellos]

LMAO@ the Lance Armstrong thing.

[One Classy Bloke]

I feel a bit mean posting this. Will that stop me?!

<Xal> how come people from foreign countries find it apt to use every single fucking smiley on msn?
<Puck> XD
<Puck> Because, Xaleth
<Puck> They find it so amusing [img]redface.gif[/img]
<Xal> "My father just beat me with a stick (h) [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<Puck> o_o
<Xal> Today, I got a hysterectimony. 8D :> :|
<Selene> XD XD
<Covered> xD

[Cataferal]

Hahaha. A little mean, but funny nevertheless.

[Xellos]

XD

[One Classy Bloke]

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

[One Classy Bloke]

<plexiglass> what do u mean? I wasnt even here when they tried to takeover the chan
<haplo> Why can't you just admit that you asked them to take it over!?
<plexiglass> Sheez.. didnt expect the spanish inquisition..
* SpanInqui ([email protected]) has joined #commonsense
<SpanInqui> NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

[mrwiseman]

<tom_0369> man
<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as fuck
<tom_0369> it was depressing
<sammich> when was this?
<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004

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<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php
<Jumper> |sco|t, the #php guys do
<JibberJim> |sco|t go to #php
<[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure
<JibberJim> and #teens is full of 40 year old men.

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<vrtny> my boobs hurt
<vrtny> anyone wanna masage them ?
<Tremor> well maybe some other time
<Tremor> im still installing php atm

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<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?

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[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types
"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."
and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.

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<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body

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<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me.
<bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.

<font color="#345E81" size="1">[ May 21, 2005 08:48 AM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>

[Xellos]

The man, the myth, the legend, IMed me:

[12:37] djnogo 4: posted August 29, 2004 01:49 AM
[12:37] djnogo 4: last quote
[12:38] Nabiki87: And you are...?
[12:38] djnogo 4: the guy you quoted
[12:39] djnogo 4: google to see how many people quoted that bash quote
[12:39] Nabiki87: Ah.
[12:39] Nabiki87: Cool
[12:40] djnogo 4: so now you can go back on that forum and tell them that the man, the myth, the legend IM'd you

<font color="#345E81" size="1">[ May 21, 2005 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Xellos ]</font>

[mrwiseman]

UltimateGuidoAnchovy: Livejournal recently realized that it could save bandwidth by eliminating all mood emoticons but "angsty".

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&lt;JigglyHandle&gt; Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!
&lt;K-Ecchi&gt; You called?

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&lt;WillDeed&gt; I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers

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&lt;disconect&gt; Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...